I know I shouldn't be bragging about this, because I know y'all will all be jealous and hate me, but I just changed the sheets on my bed (all by myself, Nathan's at school) and I did the fitted sheet correctly the FIRST TIME without ANY PROBLEMS. I then proceeded to put all the other sheets and blankets on the bed (we have about 50 that go on the bed because it's so freakin' cold here) and I got them all right the first time, too.
So sorry if you're all jealous of me and my amazing skills. I didn't even try to do it right the first time. I just guessed without even looking at the sheets.
I know. I'm amazing.