Lincoln, there are some special things you'll learn in your life.
You'll learn to crawl, then walk.
You'll learn to run and jump.
You'll learn how to play games with your older siblings.
Lincoln, you'll learn to play sports, ride a bike, read good books, and obey your mother.
But first, you're going to learn one very important thing. . . .
How to say, "Howdy!"
I can't wait!